Not Me Monday!

I absolutely did not wake up this morning with a splitting headache and feeling nauseous.  I did not proceed to try to get ready in the normal 30 minutes that I have to myself in the mornings.  After an hour of trying to get ready I did not realize that I could not make it to school and lay down on the couch to sleep for 6 hours.  Dewey did not call me to check on me and state “I hope you are not pregnant” {I am so not dropping any hints here either…in no way shape or form am I pregnant!!!!  FOR REAL!} 

After waking up, I did not decide to battle through my nauseousness {because that is a word} and take Sarah to her hair cut appointment.  While we were there, I did not spike Carson’s hair and it was in no way A-DORABLE! 

  

Carson’s right eye is not red and I no way am I praying that it does not get any worse!  We did not pull over in the parking lot on the way home, for me to get sick and in no way was Sarah the sweetest thing ever in trying to “make me feel better”.

I so will not battle through my sickness tomorrow at school, because in no way do I have anything to do at school…since it is the end of the three weeks and all.  {Teachers, don’t laugh too hard…your stomach might start hurting!}

And, I am definitely not writing this post when I should be in bed…Goodnight!