Not Me! Monday

It's that time of the week again-- yes, my personal favorite time of the week, Not me! Monday. This fabulous free therapy was created by MckMamma so that people like you and I can tell the whole world what we so did not do. If you would like to join me, just go to this website and read the rules or you can go to MckMamma's site and laugh at everyone else.  Hold on, because this week was KA-RAZY!!!

• My almost two year old is so getting used to his big boy bed and he is totally not getting out of it 100 times a night, playing with things that he shouldn’t, but instead…he is going right to sleep. 
• I absolutely did not call poison control (as suggested by Acute Care Kids) this week because my almost two year old son ate Vaseline, because he was totally asleep in his bed…see bullet above!  :)
• They so did not tell me that it would just give my almost two year old a dirty diaper and he would not be fine.  And he totally did not save that dirty diaper for me!!!  Niiiiice!
• Sarah has not been the mother hen of my almost two year old this week (It is the cutest thing ever!!)
• I will not be sitting in front of my TV on Thursday night at 7:00 p.m. to watch the  of Big Brother!   While my almost two year old son will be fast asleep in his big boy bed.   (Wishful thinking can’t hurt…)
• I so did not invite 8 of my almost two year old son’s friends to his birthday party, totally forgetting about the adults who will be accompanying his friends.
• Which in turn means, that I will so not have 30 people in my house for my almost two year old son’s birthday party.
• I really did not bribe my almost two year old with skittles to sit longer on the potty because he is interested in using his Elmo toilet. 
• I am not kind of freaking out that my son is almost a two year old.  My goodness, time flies!!!!
• In the past two weeks, four different people have not guessed my almost two year old son to be three!
• Oh yeah, Carson will absolutely not be two on Thursday…In case you didn’t know and I’ve not totally loved every minute of it!!
• Here is not two fun picture of my almost two year old…

 

Have a great week!!