Not Me Monday!

MckMama created Not Me Monday posts where we are being brutally honest and living to tell about it!  She counts it as free therapy time for all of us out there to see what we so did not do this past week as moms, wives, and individuals…

1.  I so did not get on stage with my team members and sing Mr.Postman (originally sung by the Marvellettes) decked out in a pink boa and princess crown for the talent show.  We absolutely did not lip sic for the postman to deliver the summer vacation letter. 

2.  The only line in the whole song that I absolutely do not know is…“The sooner the better, deliver the letter”…can we scream that on the rooftops? 

3.  I really did not wait until the last minute to finish up grading my 5th graders science assignment because I was blogging instead. 

4.  I absolutely would not post a picture of Dewey jumping off his parent’s pool fountain sporting his nice farmers tan (thank you baseball)…See post below.

5.  I have no clue that there are only 5 more days of school left…Can I get an A-H-M-E-N!!!!!!

6.  I “for real” did not write June 1st on my classroom board for the date.  Seriously?  June…someone needs to write the State of Texas!!!!